pearl
Having An Athma Attack
"I could use some therapy" plg%%Sarah & Aaron Parker%%
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Post by pearl on Oct 25, 2006 15:41:47 GMT -5
I wouldn't mid to have a piece of that hot one Top list of most hot bodie on the island ...
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Post by ana on Nov 9, 2006 16:17:24 GMT -5
Well, it's finally here, thanks mostly to popular demand ;D Construction has been completed on Ana Lucia's sister Harem. More coconuts than you can shake your stick at So it gives me great pleasure to declare The House Of The Rising Sun open! MONDAY'S @ AL'S HOUSE OF THE RISING SUNShe might be a crook, but she'll only steal your heart. Gentlemen, form an orderly queue for a taste of trouble with kamikaze Kate. Dive right in with a day spent at our new luxury Lagoon spa. The tropical surroundings are only enhanced by our beloved beauty Kate, who is on hand throughout the day, ready to perform any task you can think of. From sewing up nasty gashes, to helping you take your medication, there isn't much she won't jump into feet first. And if you lose your haliburton case at the bottom of the pool, she'll be first to dive in and retrieve it for you. She also does a nice sideline in hairdressing, for those who want to shed that traipsed through the jungle with a fever look. You'd be plane crazy to miss this little lady.
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Post by Cyrus on Nov 9, 2006 16:19:02 GMT -5
I officially love you. Brilliant, MM. And remember, I booked ahead.
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Post by JINX on Nov 9, 2006 16:34:23 GMT -5
OOoo, Pretty Let me know when we get to Gwen hehehe than we'll talk about memberships *giggles*
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pearl
Having An Athma Attack
"I could use some therapy" plg%%Sarah & Aaron Parker%%
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Post by pearl on Nov 9, 2006 17:07:52 GMT -5
If I would be a man I wouldn't let that opportunity slip through my fingers ... I guess I will give a Jack a Monday visit for his birthday Fill him in
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Post by ana on Nov 9, 2006 17:26:47 GMT -5
TUESDAY'S @ AL'S HOUSE OF THE RISING SUNTea? Coffee? Gwen? You'll get first class service from everyone's favourite trolley dolly. If you like a woman in uniform, then look no further. Fasten your seatbelt for a turbulent, yet thrilling, journey through the jungle with Gwendolyn. Although she does tend to attract the wildlife, she'll never let a brush with lostzilla stop her from organising a fantastic day out for you. Not only will she make sure you have plenty of nuts, she'll even sort your clothes for the occasion. Throw in a few show tunes and you won't care that the exits are here, here and here. You can be assured, your seat won't be the only thing in the upright position at the end of this trip.
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Post by Cyrus on Nov 9, 2006 17:30:10 GMT -5
(drools) Excellent! The rest of the week is gonna be tough to top this.
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Post by JINX on Nov 9, 2006 17:44:50 GMT -5
That is a lickable Delight I book Myself, not jinx but myself! hehehe
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Gwen Havers
Help Translate Rousseau's Maps
Ready to Fallplg%%Gwen, Shannon, Etana%%
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Post by Gwen Havers on Nov 9, 2006 18:51:02 GMT -5
OMG, I cannot believe that's the picture you decided to use. No, no, I'm not blushing; that's just sunburn.
LMAO! I'd exalt you, but I can't stop laughing. You rule, mi amiga! ;D
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Post by JINX on Nov 9, 2006 19:09:46 GMT -5
heheh if jinx starts to follow Gwen around the Island you'll know why
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Post by ana on Nov 9, 2006 19:57:37 GMT -5
No, please....don't thank me. I'm just giving the people what they want Wednesday should be good....
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Post by Hollywood Heidi on Nov 9, 2006 21:41:12 GMT -5
LMAO! Omg, that "your seat won't be the only thing in the upright position" line is still making me laugh so hard! Oh man, this is hi-larious! I can't wait to see what else you come up with.
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Post by ana on Dec 4, 2006 18:06:44 GMT -5
WEDNESDAY'S @ AL'S HOUSE OF THE RISING SUNNo Harem would be complete without it's own Bedouin tent. Here you'll find turkish delight in the guise of jezebel Jinx. She might have a quick mouth, but she puts it to good use when necesary. You can truely unwind to the sound of her soulful voice while she peels grapes and hand feeds them to you. She'll also insist you have complimentary champagne during your visit and if you fancy something a little more energetic, why not ask for a private dance. Jinx's hypnotising moves will leave you in no doubt why she's the queen of dancefloor. Spend the day with Jasmine and you'll leave the Harem feeling like a king.
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Post by Hollywood Heidi on Dec 5, 2006 2:03:58 GMT -5
Lmao, you're too good at this, MM. ;D Me thinks you run a harem for a living.
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pearl
Having An Athma Attack
"I could use some therapy" plg%%Sarah & Aaron Parker%%
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Post by pearl on Dec 5, 2006 2:25:01 GMT -5
Oi?! Finally there she is ... the Harem emploxee of the month: JINX Ladies and Gentlemen!!!
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Post by JINX on Dec 5, 2006 13:18:58 GMT -5
Ahh yess there be me, but i still don' t think anything can top this... and if you can, good on you ;D
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pearl
Having An Athma Attack
"I could use some therapy" plg%%Sarah & Aaron Parker%%
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Post by pearl on Dec 5, 2006 15:22:34 GMT -5
I guess I will only be able to top this with more skin and less snake ... in a very cheap attempt of selling sex of course
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Post by JINX on Jan 7, 2007 23:31:56 GMT -5
*Grins and Taunts men with my sexy moves* Hello Boys.... I was just review the Tuesday... *ahem* Is it still available?
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Post by ana on Jan 8, 2007 7:35:53 GMT -5
THURSDAY'S @ AL'S HOUSE OF THE RISING SUNJust because she's high maintenance, doesn't mean she's no fun. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the former Mrs Shepherd, smoldering Sarah. Take a day out to keep yourself in shape with our personal trainer. A woman of intellect as well as beauty, you'll find it easy to engage in a thrilling conversation with this first class lady while she works your body into a sweat. Try and keep up with her on the beach as she's head strong and determind to go her own way. No stranger to frolicking in the sea either, ask nicely and she's give you her slo-mo Ursula Andress impression, emerging from the waters like a true Bond girl. Book Wednesday's and Thursday's entertainment together and enjoy the 'Caught in a net' special. Two for the price of one. Assuming you're man enough to handle these two feisty woman at once.
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Post by JINX on Jan 8, 2007 10:20:04 GMT -5
Sooo, there is Sarah.. :-) I see how it is MM. I'm a jezebel and Sarah is smoldering. is There something wrong with this picture? hehe. *sits back and smiles* :jinx: well I guess since we did the pre-show, *smiles* Guess i will have to get all washed up,
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