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Post by ana on Sept 25, 2006 5:22:57 GMT -5
THURSDAY'S @ AL'S ISLAND HAREMIf you want a taste of the high life, then look no further. We bring you the latest addition to the Harem, Jake. The sky's the limit, and if it's excitement you want, why not book for a romantic tree top tryst with our happy-go-lucky hunk. Jake's naval training, makes him an ideal choice to teach you how to master the art of climbing trees in style. Once you make it to the top, settle into the splender of our state of the art seating area for the best views of the jungle. If you're lucky, you may see some of the native wildlife, such as boar, horses or even the elusive lostzilla. After a heavenly afternoon, Jake will guide you safely back down to earth, before leading you arm in arm on to a fairy tale stroll through the idyllic scenery and back to camp. Highly recommended by the Management.
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Post by ana on Sept 25, 2006 5:33:34 GMT -5
Hey, if you need a psycho in your harem at all.... With respect, I have to turn you down. There aren't enough days in the week for me as it is. Besides, Ethan is an other. We have a policy on those types... However, I'm sure once I've finished with the guys and lined up the girls, I might find time to open anOther Harem on the opposite side of the island. I've pencilled Ethan in for Monday...
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Post by Ethan Rom on Sept 25, 2006 5:36:03 GMT -5
LMFAO, AnOther harem.....that would be too hilarious.
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Willo
Found "Adam and Eve"
Interesting/Dangerousplg%%Willo, Mason, Walter, G, Maxine, Tom, Brooks%%
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Post by Willo on Sept 25, 2006 5:48:33 GMT -5
There's an entirely different kind of roleplaying going on here, altogether.
Searching for the obvious joke, Willo
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Post by ana on Sept 25, 2006 5:54:18 GMT -5
What? ~looks innocent~ Tis a shame there aren't eight days in the week, else Willo would be on the rosta too
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Willo
Found "Adam and Eve"
Interesting/Dangerousplg%%Willo, Mason, Walter, G, Maxine, Tom, Brooks%%
Posts: 813
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Post by Willo on Sept 25, 2006 6:01:20 GMT -5
I'm bringing sexy back.
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Post by ana on Sept 25, 2006 8:01:34 GMT -5
Yay!
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Gwen Havers
Help Translate Rousseau's Maps
Ready to Fallplg%%Gwen, Shannon, Etana%%
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Post by Gwen Havers on Sept 25, 2006 10:18:58 GMT -5
You say that like it's a bad thing... Hehe, Jake is "highly recommended by the Management." *snerk* And are you sure a month is the maximum amount of time I can book? Oh, okay, I'll share.
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LostLuverJemmz
Hunting Boar
Nothing is always something plg%%Sun Kwon, Jemima Lynette, Alistair Jones (AJ), Cindy, Camilla %%
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Post by LostLuverJemmz on Sept 25, 2006 14:03:54 GMT -5
I suppose it would be terribly selfish to book all of em for every day of the week!
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Post by ana on Sept 25, 2006 18:38:34 GMT -5
Hehe, Jake is "highly recommended by the Management." *snerk* And are you sure a month is the maximum amount of time I can book? Oh, okay, I'll share. It's my duty as the proprietress to thoroughly test out each days entertainment. Regularly..... Hmmm...I think I need to get these boys cloned. There aren't enough to go around....
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Post by Hollywood Heidi on Sept 27, 2006 8:51:54 GMT -5
Lol, another great day of activities.
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Post by ana on Sept 30, 2006 8:45:34 GMT -5
FRIDAY'S @ AL'S ISLAND HAREMIf you're trapped on a desert island, you'll need a man Friday. So here's our blue eyed boy, Boone. Being stuck on an island needn't mean spending all your time on land. We offer a range of watersports for you to indulge in, all under the protective gaze of our fully qualified lifeguard, Boone. Should you get into difficulty in the water, he'll dash to your aid quicker than you can say 'speedos'. Always eager to help a damsel in distress, and practice his mouth to mouth, his 'kiss of life' could be just what you need to unwind after a long day avoiding sharks. Please note: Boone's services will only be available for a limited time as he has a small plane to catch in a couple of weeks.
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Post by Severin on Sept 30, 2006 8:52:52 GMT -5
LMFAO....plane to catch.
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Post by Hollywood Heidi on Sept 30, 2006 14:31:51 GMT -5
Lmao, nooooo! Maybe I can convince him to forget about 'catching any planes'. I'll keep him distracted so he misses the plane. Oooh, I'll take the kiss of life from him any day. *sigh* I love his eyes. *dreamy look* Ana Lucia, this is the best harem ever. ;D
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Post by ana on Sept 30, 2006 14:38:53 GMT -5
~looks fantastically proud~ It is isn't it. Glad you like. ;D
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Post by ana on Oct 8, 2006 8:01:10 GMT -5
SATURDAY'S @ AL'S ISLAND HAREMSaturday nights may be alright for fighting, but not at AL's Harem. Here we prefer a more relaxed, classy atmosphere, and who better to guide you through a lazy day at the resort, than our favourite darling Severin. Book in for private tuition in our life drawing class down at the beach, where Severin will teach you how to capture the most lifelike pencil drawings of his two favourite muses; puppies and red haired women. Not one to be tied down by life, Severin's reassuring smile and impeccable manners will ensure a carefree, creative experience. And should you have any problems at all, our knight in shinning armour will be straight there to lend you a helping hand. Staying by you're side even under the most turbulent conditions, until he's sure you'll be alright on your own. Ideal for those who prefer the quiet life.
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Post by Cyrus on Oct 8, 2006 8:15:03 GMT -5
LMFAO...I'm quite proud of my boy. Very flattering description. And that picture looks like it's been taken right out of the show...
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Post by ana on Oct 8, 2006 8:34:26 GMT -5
I do my best to match the pictures to the descriptions. Glad you like ;D
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Post by Bella on Oct 8, 2006 10:41:43 GMT -5
So...are there any free Tuesdays? I was thinking for keeping Sawyer for about...the rest of my life? If you say no, i'll kidnap him And is Mr Eko getting a day? *HINT*
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Post by Hollywood Heidi on Oct 8, 2006 14:53:41 GMT -5
Woohoo, another yummy day on the island. I really like that pic as well. Aw, only one more day left! But what do we do about all the men who don't have a day? Perhaps they're always around as back-ups but aren't assigned a specific day? ;D
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