Post by Willo on Oct 23, 2006 20:45:22 GMT -5
To the tune of R. Kelly's hip-hopera "Trapped in the Closet"
8 o'clock in the morning and the pain in my leg wakes me
I'm in the middle of the jungle, and I'm sure this ain't Fiji.
Then a voice yells “help me please," from somewhere over there
I stand up and look around, as a dog runs infront of me
Now I start to run as I catch a sight of what's going down
I see the plane I was flyin' in, spread all across the ground.
I see a man trapped underneath a wing, so I get start to lift this thing
We help that guy, but behind me a pregnent lady starts yelling
So I go over there to see what was wrong
She said she's having contractions, but still's got a month left
I get this guy to watch over her and keep her very still
He said "sure" and asked me for my name
Now I'm getting this guy out of my way
as he's trying to do CPR
I Said "you got to tilt the head back more"
And started blownin' down.
"Maybe we should do one of those pen things," the guys said
I said "well, then, go get me a pen.!"
I continue to give this woman CPR
ANd then I finally get her able to breathe...
and I look up to see the wing about to fall down.
And right below it the pregnant woman and the man...
"Move!" "Huh?" "Move!" "Oh" And then the wing came down.
And now I'm by myself, trying to fix my cut
I turn to a girl and ask her if she can sew me up
She looks at me like I'm nuts
but says "yeah, I'll sew you up."
Later on and she's all done, and she asks me how I keep my cool
I said "I'm a doctor, and we're all like that as a rule."
I'm telling you, this girl seemed like she was real interested in me
She says "if it were me, I would have just run away.
And I'm like, "well, you're not running now."
You’re not going to believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know the jungles moving on it's own
We all stare as the trees shift and sway
And makes this horrible noise, like what, I can not say.
But now Kate and I are heading after the cockpit
Another guys is coming along, He sounds like he's a brit.
We head to the cockpit, and get up to the debris
She says “We need the transciever”
He says “I have to pee”
Suddenly there's a noise, and the pilot starts to breathe
Then there's a noise, and I know it ain't me.
It's coming to the plane (plane)
And it's geting closer (closer)
It gets near the cockpit (cockpit)
I pull out my berretta (berretta)
It comes up to the cockpit (cockpit)
It's outside the cockpit (cockpit)
Now it's got the pilot (pilot)
Now it killed the pilot (pilot, pilot, pilot)
8 o'clock in the morning and the pain in my leg wakes me
I'm in the middle of the jungle, and I'm sure this ain't Fiji.
Then a voice yells “help me please," from somewhere over there
I stand up and look around, as a dog runs infront of me
Now I start to run as I catch a sight of what's going down
I see the plane I was flyin' in, spread all across the ground.
I see a man trapped underneath a wing, so I get start to lift this thing
We help that guy, but behind me a pregnent lady starts yelling
So I go over there to see what was wrong
She said she's having contractions, but still's got a month left
I get this guy to watch over her and keep her very still
He said "sure" and asked me for my name
Now I'm getting this guy out of my way
as he's trying to do CPR
I Said "you got to tilt the head back more"
And started blownin' down.
"Maybe we should do one of those pen things," the guys said
I said "well, then, go get me a pen.!"
I continue to give this woman CPR
ANd then I finally get her able to breathe...
and I look up to see the wing about to fall down.
And right below it the pregnant woman and the man...
"Move!" "Huh?" "Move!" "Oh" And then the wing came down.
And now I'm by myself, trying to fix my cut
I turn to a girl and ask her if she can sew me up
She looks at me like I'm nuts
but says "yeah, I'll sew you up."
Later on and she's all done, and she asks me how I keep my cool
I said "I'm a doctor, and we're all like that as a rule."
I'm telling you, this girl seemed like she was real interested in me
She says "if it were me, I would have just run away.
And I'm like, "well, you're not running now."
You’re not going to believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know the jungles moving on it's own
We all stare as the trees shift and sway
And makes this horrible noise, like what, I can not say.
But now Kate and I are heading after the cockpit
Another guys is coming along, He sounds like he's a brit.
We head to the cockpit, and get up to the debris
She says “We need the transciever”
He says “I have to pee”
Suddenly there's a noise, and the pilot starts to breathe
Then there's a noise, and I know it ain't me.
It's coming to the plane (plane)
And it's geting closer (closer)
It gets near the cockpit (cockpit)
I pull out my berretta (berretta)
It comes up to the cockpit (cockpit)
It's outside the cockpit (cockpit)
Now it's got the pilot (pilot)
Now it killed the pilot (pilot, pilot, pilot)
