literaryfaery
Just Shot a Polar Bear
plg%%Grace Schaeffer%%
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Post by literaryfaery on Oct 8, 2006 15:18:28 GMT -5
If they don't get a day, maybe they can get a holiday! Like the Fourth of July or Halloween or Christmas or whatnot. And with all the British and American holidays we've got, there'll be no shortage of holidays for the extra men.
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Gwen Havers
Help Translate Rousseau's Maps
Ready to Fallplg%%Gwen, Shannon, Etana%%
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Post by Gwen Havers on Oct 8, 2006 16:01:22 GMT -5
Aw, Saturdays with Sev. I still say that Ralph Fiennes sewing up Kristin Scott Thomas' dress after passionately ripping it off her in The English Patient is one of the sexiest things ever committed to film.
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Post by ana on Oct 9, 2006 4:45:39 GMT -5
There may not be enough days in the week, but the other guys won't be left out I promise you
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Post by ana on Oct 9, 2006 7:42:26 GMT -5
SUNDAY'S @ AL'S ISLAND HAREMIf the sun has become a little too much for you, then step inside our home from home and enjoy a little taste of luxury with loveable Locke. At our secluded Hatch Lodge, you won't feel boxed in as Locke will gladly entertain you with a wide selection of classic vinyl or perhaps a short movie or two, before pushing all the right buttons to make your stay a memorable one. There's a lot you could learn from our resident survival expert, so why not keep him on his toes and play a little backgammon before indulging in a hot shower and relaxing in the most comfortable bed on the island. The perfect end to a highly enjoyable week.
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pearl
Having An Athma Attack
"I could use some therapy" plg%%Sarah & Aaron Parker%%
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Post by pearl on Oct 10, 2006 0:44:21 GMT -5
You are kiding honey?! Nothing against Locke ... I mean as a lost women out in the woods you probably look for a guy like him but hey ... most of us are under the age equator and if I would go into a harem (which I of course would never ) I would like to see raw muscles and unwrinkeled faces. Please don't hurt me Locke I know that I'm gonna need you're help sooner or later like the tide comes in. We need Tom Welling, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Jared Leto, Brad Pitt, Marcus Schenkenberg, Ricky Martin ... consider that as a request M'am
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Gwen Havers
Help Translate Rousseau's Maps
Ready to Fallplg%%Gwen, Shannon, Etana%%
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Post by Gwen Havers on Oct 10, 2006 8:48:23 GMT -5
I quite like Locke. And who wouldn't rather spend a day in the comfy Hatch than outside in the blazing sun being harassed by sand fleas? Although Desmond would make a lovely Hatch-mate as well. Heidi and I were joking that there will have to be a Harem Annex (2.0). But I'm sure Ana will find a way to include all the current Island man-candy on the roster somewhere. And anyway, Mondays with Jack are readily available on the permanent schedule for you.
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Post by Severin on Oct 10, 2006 9:43:49 GMT -5
Aw, what's wrong with Locke? He's one of those older guys. I like older women, like Julianne Moore, Jodie Foster, Sigourney Weaver, Jane Seymour....hell, one of the sexiest ladies on the island is the lovely Danielle Rousseau.
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Post by Hollywood Heidi on Oct 10, 2006 14:01:21 GMT -5
Yah, I like Locke! He may be older, but he's still sexy! And as Gwen said, we need to get a way for the other lostie men to be included. Don't want them feeling left out.
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Post by Cyrus on Oct 10, 2006 14:03:11 GMT -5
Euroharem?
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pearl
Having An Athma Attack
"I could use some therapy" plg%%Sarah & Aaron Parker%%
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Post by pearl on Oct 10, 2006 15:49:22 GMT -5
*runs away from thrown sticks and stones* I was just rambling people ... *lol* well there is no accounting for taste and I will spend my sundays at 7 day adventist church anyway ... to get ready for monday. Think right now this is the only chance to see my ex husband. Right me in Ana but only if you can guaranty that he stops beeing mad with me once I've paid you the fee. Nice and Gentle ...
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Post by ana on Oct 10, 2006 17:02:26 GMT -5
Ordinarily, I don't find Locke all that sexy, but he does have a certain suaveness about him in that photo. But who am I to judge what others find sexy or not, I just line 'em up for man whoring and reap the profits I'll do my best not to leave anyone out, but obviously, original cast are easier to write for since I have more to work with. And Pearl.....you can have Jack on Monday (takes Pearl's cashy money quickly) but since you're only here for the raw muscles I can't guarentee he won't still be pissed at you. He can be quite rough when he's angry, hope he doesn't hurt you too much with the massage....
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pearl
Having An Athma Attack
"I could use some therapy" plg%%Sarah & Aaron Parker%%
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Post by pearl on Oct 10, 2006 17:14:12 GMT -5
*clearing throat*
O-k-a-y. *eyes wandering around akwardly*
Well I guess I'd better bring my pepper spray with me. What is the "save word" anyway. I mean if it get's to rough. The worst I can think about is being massaged to death on an deserted island. What kind of newspaper headline is that pleaze?!
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Ben Roberts
Freshly Marooned Monster Bait
plg%%Mr Eko/Michael Dawson%%
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Post by Ben Roberts on Oct 16, 2006 1:47:09 GMT -5
How about you bring a few women for the lads? like a special week for us? ;D featuring oh say............Ana-Lucia? and Claire? maybe Kate? what do you say A-L? and what do you lads say? if not then is there any room in your roster for a big guy with a big hard stick? lol
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Post by ana on Oct 16, 2006 3:42:13 GMT -5
Patience dear Eko, patience. I have something special lined up for you . And yes, there will be female additions to the Harem when I find the time
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Post by ana on Oct 16, 2006 4:28:56 GMT -5
Throughout your stay, you can be assured a high quality of service from all of our full time staff working behind the scenes. OUR HEALTHY EATING AND FITNESS PROGRAMMEAll of the resort's a la carte menu's have been tried and tested by the resort's resident food expert, Hurley. There isn't much he doesn't like, and we have such a vast array of different dishes you'll think they fell from the sky. Hurley especially recommends nacho chips dipped in our sumptuous (and long lasting) Dharma ranch dressing. For the health concious amongst you, our easy to follow fitness programme will help you shed those unwanted pounds, just like Hurley. Activities include; rock climbing, rafting and, most popular among our guests, running blindly through the jungle. Who said losing weight was no fun?
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Post by Hollywood Heidi on Oct 16, 2006 8:43:21 GMT -5
Lmao! That's funny. I think I like the fitness program provided by your harem men the best.
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pearl
Having An Athma Attack
"I could use some therapy" plg%%Sarah & Aaron Parker%%
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Post by pearl on Oct 16, 2006 12:55:03 GMT -5
But I don't wanna loose hair on the forehead and getting it in my face instead!!!
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Post by ana on Oct 16, 2006 18:40:30 GMT -5
He he he...I know that's not the usual brand of candy I like to deal in, but I found that picture and couldn't resist it. Normal hottie service will be ressumed soon enough
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Post by ana on Oct 25, 2006 6:40:56 GMT -5
KOREAN KITCHEN EXPERIENCEYou want sexy food, you got it, at the open plan Korean Kitchen. Though he may not speak any English, our five star chef, Jin, is fluent in fish and he specialises in fresh sushi, just the thing to get your baby kicking again. He might be a bit of a tyrant in the kitchen, but he's merely protective of what's his. You'll soon forgive his bad temper when he offers to cook with his top off for you, just try not to ask for anything that involves too much hot oil. Though you can't go wrong with our signature dish of flame grilled boar steak served on a palm leaf. Delicious.
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Post by Hollywood Heidi on Oct 25, 2006 8:27:37 GMT -5
Woohoo! More man candy! Flame grilled boar steak... yummy yum... lol!
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